I thought I’d seen everything but this proves just how wrong I am.
Shreddies has a line of flatulence filtering underwear. Imagine that!
Their ad campaigns are amusing, it must be said. How necessary these pants are in your life should be a concern.
Here’s what they actually look like:
At least they LOOK normally. What do they feel like? Like having a hoover bag on your butt?
Here’s their sales pitch:
“Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear actually works. Using the same technology found in chemical warfare suits, Shreddies filter all flatulence odours.”
So, if your farts are weapons-grade, you’re in safe company then. Here’s some more information on how it works.
Isn’t it great how we spend gazillions on military technology and then benefit from these wonderful technological hand-me-downs like plastic-wrap, teflon coating and… fart pants?
I suppose that if you have a lot of important meetings during an extensive leave of absence and the local food is making your colon do summersaults, then this is one piece of travel clothing wear that could give you some insurance against spontaneous combustion.
By the way, there are ladies pants, too. I’m not sure she’ll want to receive a pair as a gift, though – so proceed with caution. You might spend the holidays camping outside if you miscalculate.
Where to Buy:
Direct from Shreddies